lol I had this happen recently and I thought about ignoring the bid for attention but instead I straight up invoiced him. Diptqyues are these expensive candles he knows I love, so when he did that I hit him with:

Ego stroke: 1 diptyque
Lack of accountability: 1 diptyque
Record expungement: 1 diptyque

You account has been suspended. Please remit payment in full to the address on file

Call it what it is! This ain’t a free honey stand babe.