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The Most (and Least) Faithful Zodiac Signs, According to Data

Some signs are more loyal than their archetypes suggest—while some have been running the long con on us all.

11 min readApr 6, 2025

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A statistical analysis of nearly 150 serial cheaters led to some surprising findings, very much at odds with some of the archetypes of various zodiac signs. While some lived up to their philandering stereotypes, others proved much more loyal than their reputations would suggest.

The universe has a lot of variables to control for, and we can’t control for all of them. After all, it is unclear if all the planets ever return to the same configuration they have been in the past.

Let’s zoom in. Take things one step at a time. This analysis focused on the Sun, Moon, Venus, and Mars zodiac sign placements of people who engaged in serial infidelity.

Defining ‘Unfaithful’

The definition of “serial cheater” aimed to identify those for whom engaging in infidelity is pattern behavior, isolated to the person themselves as much as possible.

Kristin Stewart? No, one off. Or, for example, one actor was married to a famous actress, but impregnated their nanny. Yeah, it probably wasn’t a one-time hook up. Still, he was not included.

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Violet Abstract
Violet Abstract

Written by Violet Abstract

Reflections on the curiosities of this space-time continuum. Announcements from outside the echo chamber. Personal stories decoded through systems and synapses.

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